on saturday i got pulled over for "speeding." i'm convinced the fayette county sherrif just needed to know who this jeep wrangler with colorado plates belonged to, because he let me off with a warning. either that or i'm that good at getting out of tickets (not true...) not to mention i haven't changed my plates or my driver's liscense to texas yet and i was technically supposed to do that approximately 71 days ago. oops :)
today i went to get a snack out of my cupboard and remembered that i had some pretzels in there from a while ago. i got them out of the cupboard and started to eat them. (good story so far, yes?) i noticed they were shaped awfully funny and then i realized....they're all shaped like either the state of texas or cowboy boots.
today is december 11th, as in 14 days til christmas and it was 77 degrees today.
this state is crazy.
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